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That's sanitizer's unique talent—finding invisible paper cuts like a ninja detective! 🕵️♂️🩹😂
93 Funny pain quotes
Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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Relatable trauma: my wallet and taste buds filing a joint complaint 🍽️💸😫
I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.
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That's the biology lesson they don't teach in school: the heartbreak muscle! 💔😂
I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.
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Stretch goals… taken a bit too literally! 😂🧘♂️
Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain.
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When the subtitles start freelancing, even the movie gets confused! 🎬🧐😂
“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”
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When you need a pillow manual just to get a good night's sleep 😂🛏️🔄
Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.
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Crushing hard: the only exercise that guarantees a ton of feelings and zero calories. 💔🤦♂️😆
There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.
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Who knew the real lyrical genius was a preschool songwriter? 🎶🚌 #OneHitWonder
At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.
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I hear selective amnesia is on sale this week! 😂🧠✨
The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.
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Finding that perfect level of chaos in life where it's 'ouch' instead of 'ouchouchouchOMG!' 😅🔨