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If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
33 Funny partner quotes
A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.
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When she's right even when the universe is against you! 🤦♂️❤️🔮
Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.
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Looks like your plot thickens more than the actual books 📚😂
If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.
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"Guess it's time for some… 'adulting' 🤣🧹🛏️"
Turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when you pick the right partner.
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"Who knew eternal bliss had an upgrade option! 😍🤣💍✨"
I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.
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"True love is surviving family gatherings and still wanting to keep my last name. 😂💍🎉 #BraveHeart"
Babe, would it kill you to meow back?
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"Why meow when I can hiss-torically ignore? 🐱😹"
Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.
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"When he starts drawing diagrams for your 'what if the sun exploded tomorrow' question, you know you've found the one! 🚀🪐💕😄"
Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.
Commentary:
"Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"
I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.
Commentary:
"Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨"