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Sounds like an advanced relationship skills class! 😂💍❤️🔥
316 Funny person quotes
The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.
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When you’re starring in your own romcom, but nobody told the other person 🍿😅🔥
Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.
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When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪
Studies show young people are having less sex than previous generations. I knew I was ahead of my time.
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Guess I was a trendsetter and didn't even know it! 😂📉🚫
I love how a film can be life-changing for one person and boring for another.
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One person’s cinematic masterpiece is another person's perfect nap opportunity 🎬😴
I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.
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Too young for the early bird special, too old to understand TikTok trends 🎣🕺😅
Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.
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When my tweet goes viral, I'm just exercising my eye rolls for the red carpet 👀🎤 #EyeRollOlympics
I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.
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"Me: 'Oops, missed it again' *rewinds for the 5th time* 🎵🔄😂"
What happened to the art of just liking one person?
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Ah, the good old days when we committed to one person… like our Wi-Fi does every time we try to connect to someone else's. 📶💔😄
Before social media, you had to actively go out and find crazy people.
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Nowadays, they just pop up in your feed like uninvited guests at a party 🎉🙃