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I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

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The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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I love spending my parents’ money, they must pay for bringing me into this world.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I just sneezed and farted at the same time. I think my body just took a screenshot.

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I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

Going viral on Messenger:

Due to the humidity, my hair has chosen violence.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

Just shared via Messenger:

Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.

Going viral on X:

Is this simulation from Temu?

Going viral on Discord:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a lying weirdo.

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Sometimes the voices in my head get bullied by the voices in my stomach.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You’re not a real baddie until a man has tried to forbid you from posting on social media.

67 shares on Threads this month:

I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

58 shares on Messenger this month:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

36 shares on Threads this month:

Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

85 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t understand why banks get so mad when you can’t pay back your loan. You already knew I had no money when I came to borrow it.

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Short men store so much anger in their little body.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

36 shares on Slack this month:

Some people get it. Most people don’t.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

Going bananas on Slack:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

Trending via Snapchat:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

Just shared via TikTok:

All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

Making waves on Discord:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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