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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

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My diet was going really well until I woke up.

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I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

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Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

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If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Trending via YouTube:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Going bananas on Twitch:

When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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I need a room full of mirrors, so I can be surrounded by losers.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

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Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

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Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

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The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Relationship status: my last pickpocket had really gentle hands.

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My mental health is as reliable as a flashlight in a horror film.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

49 shares on Twitch this month:

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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If you have a Roomba, but don’t dress it up in little outfits, then what are you even doing?

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Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

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The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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The cool thing about Twitter is you’re never the craziest one.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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Unless I ask, I genuinely don’t care to hear other people’s opinions on my life. It’s almost a pet peeve, really.

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Congratulations to the sweater, another year of being the most disgustingly named piece of clothing.

Remember when tweets were like: party rocking with a mouse tonight. Piece of cheese gonna have a big bite.

Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?

The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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