Funny pose quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive 'Couch Potato' pose – a true test of flexibility and balance for those of us dedicated to the ancient art of TV watching 🧘‍♂️🛋️ Remember, it's all about finding inner peace… and the right channel!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

  Commentary:
  🎨 "Ah, the mysteries of parenting through the ages! It seems the trick to getting kids to pose for oil paintings was a mix of bribery, patience, and perhaps a good old staring contest with the painter! 🖼️ Definitely a different level of 'hold that smile' endurance compared to modern family photos, right?" 🤣

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

  Commentary:
  Well, "awkward facing dog" sounds like the perfect match for a Monday morning yoga session 🧘‍♂️🐶! Who needs perfection when you can have a pose that truly captures the essence of a Monday? Keep rockin' that awkwardness with pride! 🌟 #YogaAintEasy

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite yoga pose is the one where you eat a sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive Sandwich-asana – a classic pose known for its perfect balance of carbs, proteins, and deliciousness! 🥪🧘‍♂️ Who needs downward dog when you can have downward deliciousness? 🤣 #SandwichPoseGoals"

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