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Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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Texting random numbers “It’s done.”

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Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

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Please twerk; I have just days left.

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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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When you see a squirrel, you’re bound to say, “Awww, a squirrel!”

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I’ve started eating healthier and exercising if you’re wondering why I’m in such a crappy mood all of a sudden.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

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If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Wow, you have a very impressive collection of strange tendencies.

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You know you’re a bad cook when the dog won’t lick the plate.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

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Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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