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I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.
Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.
I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.
At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.
Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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5 months ago
Share →: I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Commentary:
"Who wouldn't want to cozy up in a blanket fort and declare 'Hibernation nation, represent!' 🐻💤 Embracing that inner bear and snoozing through responsibilities like a boss! 🌟😂 #HibernationStation"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Commentary:
Well, it's all about the half-naked life, isn't it? 🦆 Who knew that the biggest obstacle to becoming a cartoon duck would be pants? 🩳 Just imagine Donald Duck strutting around commando style – now that would be a quacktastic sight! 😂 This quote really quacks me up!
5 months ago
Share →: The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Commentary:
Ah, the beautiful simplicity of asking for coffee and receiving coffee – no room for unwanted opinions to sneak in! ☕😄 Just remember, coffee is always welcomed, but opinions… not so much! 🤭☕
5 months ago
Share →: I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet relief of autumn – the season when our internet feed is gracefully saved from the pesky invasion of toes and flip-flops! 🍁🍂 No more awkward encounters with unsuspecting feet, just cozy socks and pumpkin spice vibes ahead! 😄👣 #FallFeels"
5 months ago
Share →: My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

Commentary:
"Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Commentary:
Oh, so that's what they mean by "country music" 🤠🎶 Nothing like a good ol' national anthem to get those cowboy boots stompin'! Howdy Partner 😄🎵
5 months ago
Share →: I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Commentary:
Oh, I can totally see the appeal of the Easter Bunny 🐰! Who needs a bearded old man spying on you as you sleep? 😂 Plus, giving candy is much more fun than getting coal! 🍬 #TeamEasterBunny
5 months ago
Share →: I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

Commentary:
"Ah, I see you have a penchant for unique preferences! 🤓😂 Perhaps you should stick to admiring your women and glasses separately, just to be safe! 👓😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Commentary:
"Who needs enlightenment when you've got bacon sizzling in the pan? 🥓🙏 Bacon worship at its finest! 😄 #BaconOverBeliefs"
5 months ago
Share →: If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Commentary:
"Keeping friends close and enemies at arm's length, just in case you need a good head squishing mime act! 🤏👤😂#SquishSquadGoals"