Funny prevent quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Ah, the professional act—mastering the art of looking busy while secretly plotting your next nap. Who says you can't work the system… or at least look like you're working? 🕵️‍♂️💼💤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the noble pursuit of ensuring your future in politics remains at a safe distance! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs power and responsibility anyway when you can just focus on making questionable life choices instead? 🤪⚡️ #AntiCampaignPromise"

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