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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

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The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Don’t ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They won’t like it tomorrow.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Live now on X:

Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

Trending via Discord:

Might mess around and reply to all work emails with “make me”.

Trending via TikTok:

I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

Breaking via Pinterest:

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

Making waves on Reddit:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Almost fell asleep while putting on the sweater because it got dark for a moment. That’s all you need to know about my morning state.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Harry Potter is sort of crazy. I would have never fought a war for my high school.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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Reported on YouTube:

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Breaking via Threads:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

Spotted on Messenger:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

Trending via Slack:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Going viral on Reddit:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Trending via LinkedIn:

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

Going viral on WeChat:

I decided to be me and now we have a problem.

Making waves on Threads:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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