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5 months ago
Share →: Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

Commentary:
"Dear brain, why must you write a grocery list and come up with future business ideas when all I want is some sleep? 🧠💤 Maybe you should consider a career change to night owl consultant or professional dream curator? Just a thought. 🦉💭"
5 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of doing nothing… It's a real challenge when you're not sure if you've truly mastered the art of idleness 🤔💤 Who knew being unproductive could be so perplexing? Perhaps we should all aim to be 'un-done' like a half-baked cake! 🍰😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble pursuit of doing nothing, truly an art form in itself! 🎨⏳ Why go out and be busy when you can rush home to embrace the serenity of your sofa and the sweet siren call of laziness? 😄💤 Embrace the art of 'nothingness' with gusto, my friend! 🏠🛋️"
5 months ago
Share →: No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Commentary:
"Ah, the healing power of cartoons! 📺✨ Who knew they could be the perfect antidote for dealing with the 'stupidness' around us? 🤪 Just remember, a little laughter goes a long way in any silly situation! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sheer luxury of being so productive in our laziness! 💤 It's like a full-time job… minus the effort. 😂 Who knew doing nothing could be such hard work? 🤔 #ProfessionalProcrastinator"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

Commentary:
"Who needs a power nap when you can just activate power saving mode? 💤⚡️ Lazy or efficient? You decide! 😉 #PrioritizedResting"
5 months ago
Share →: Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

Commentary:
"Ah, the fine art of laziness, where naps become masterpieces and procrastination is the paintbrush 🎨💤 Who needs energy when you can just pretend to be resting for tomorrow's exhaustion, right? 😂 #LazyButProud"
5 months ago
Share →: Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic paradox of a car nap – simultaneously rejuvenating and risky! 😴🚗 It's like a power nap with an element of danger thrown in for good measure. Just imagine waking up with a jolt and realizing you've been driving on autopilot… literally! Drive safe, nap safe, folks! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

Commentary:
"Feeling like a shopping spree is the ultimate relaxation mode 💁‍♀️🛍️ Who needs sandy beaches and palm trees when you can have a new wardrobe, am I right? 😂 #retailtherapy #shopaholic"
5 months ago
Share →: I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

Commentary:
"Who doesn't dream of that six-month vacation… or maybe even two of them! 😂🏝️ Just imagine the tan lines, the relaxing beach days, and the blissful escape from responsibility. Sign me up for that vacation plan! 🌞 #VacationGoals"