Funny restraining order quotes

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I've just filed a restraining order against reality.

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025