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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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First World War. Kind of nervous.

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Forgot my glasses, so Iโ€™m pointing at a random spot on the menu and hoping for the best.

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Having a mom who cooks good food is such a big flex.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

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I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

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Not to brag, but my best yoga pose is awkward facing dog.

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I feel like you’re allowed to start your day at 4 p.m. if you are pure of heart.

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I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

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I would really like to meet this โ€œother candidateโ€ who keeps taking all the jobs Iโ€™ve been applying to.

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If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

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A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

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Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how Iโ€™m going to pass.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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