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Funny restraining order quotes

Funny restraining order quotes bring a hilarious twist to a serious topic, turning awkward moments into laugh-out-loud memories πŸ˜‚πŸ“œ. Whether you need a quirky way to lighten the mood or just love clever wordplay, these witty lines are here to brighten your day with some cheeky humor 😜✍️. Get ready to smile and maybe even share a giggle with friends who appreciate a good dose of playful sarcasm!

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Nothing says β€œnot interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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