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Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

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They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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Trending via Telegram:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Making waves on Discord:

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Shared recently on Twitch:

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

Making waves on WeChat:

You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

Live now on YouTube:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Making waves on WeChat:

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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Funny restraining order quotes

Funny restraining order quotes bring a hilarious twist to a serious topic, turning awkward moments into laugh-out-loud memories 😂📜. Whether you need a quirky way to lighten the mood or just love clever wordplay, these witty lines are here to brighten your day with some cheeky humor 😜✍️. Get ready to smile and maybe even share a giggle with friends who appreciate a good dose of playful sarcasm!

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Share →: Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Commentary:
"Remember, the best way to say 'I need my personal space' is with a good ol' Restraining Order! 🚫🔒😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Commentary:
"Looks like even the sex robot wants some space 🤖🚫⛔ Better hit the reset button on that relationship status! 😆 #RobotRomanceGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

Commentary:
"Reality just couldn't take a hint, so now it's been officially ghosted with a restraining order 👻⚖️. Sorry, reality, it's not you, it's me… wanting to live in my own little dreamland 🌟💭. #ByeFelicia"
6 months ago
Share →: Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Commentary:
"Seems like even your teeth are trying to avoid their fate! 🚫🦷 Maybe your dentist needs a lesson in personal space… 😂 #ToothEscape"
6 months ago
Share →: If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

Commentary:
🐶 "When your dog catches you being a sleep paparazzi, it's time to lawyer up! 😂 Who knew that sleepy faces could be so incriminating? Someone's definitely on the naughty list now!"

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

If you’re sleep-deprived and type the symptoms into Google, you’re as good as dead.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

One of the best examples of someone posing a question that they already know the answer to is the WeightWatchers website asking me if I accept cookies.

Live now on Instagram:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Reported on Twitch:

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Seen just now on X:

Work is the worst video game ever.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I was sad, but then I ordered some new clothes. I’m okay now.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

Making waves on Slack:

I love when someone is like “I’m funny because I have trauma and it’s a coping mechanism” and it’s like “Okay, not to add to your trauma, but you’re not funny!”

Live now on YouTube:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

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