30 Funny return quotes

• There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

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  4 weeks ago

  back, card, humor, relaxation, return, sympathy, sympathy card, vacation, work, workplace

• Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

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  4 weeks ago

  back, drama, everyone, hours, humor, just, media, quit, return, separation, social, social media, trial

• Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

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  4 weeks ago

  accept, depressed, depression, humor, i, purchase, reason, return, shopping, should, store, stores, validity

• It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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  4 weeks ago

  another, back, coming, frustration, humor, keeps, mad, return, storm, thing, weather, winter, yelling

• You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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  1 month ago

  cleanliness, dust, existential, humor, i, irony, joke, know, life, philosophy, return, someone, why

• After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

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  1 month ago

  after, fresh, hatred, humor, i, job, reenergized, return, vacation, work

• I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

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  1 month ago

  cinema, days, days off, desire, entertainment, feast, five, fun, high, i, laptop, relaxation, return, row, too, where, work

• Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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  1 month ago

  daughter, except, glof, hat, home, humor, impossible, morning, nothing, parenting, return, school

• If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

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  1 month ago

  back, boomerang, free, freedom, humor, love, relationship, return, set, something

• Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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  1 month ago

  bedtime, celebrate, celebration, course, dark, happy, outside, parents, return, yes

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