23 Funny return quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter miraculously reuniting with her hat and gloves 🧢🧤 after a school day. It's like they embark on their own adventures! 🚀😂 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

  Commentary:
  "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang! 🔄💕 Just make sure it doesn't hit you on the way back… 😉 #LoveLikeABoomerang"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ol' 'set them free and if they come back, they're probably just lost' strategy. 🤷‍♂️ Who knew relationships could be so confusing? Might need a GPS for this love rollercoaster! 🗺️🎢"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew exercise could be this challenging? 🚲💪 Next, they'll ask us to plank while spinning! 🔁😂 #GymProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the melodrama of abandoned shopping carts! 🛒🎶 Maybe Taylor Swift could serenade us with a ballad about the heartbreak of seeing carts left astray, a real chart-topper in the making! 😂 Who knew grocery store etiquette could inspire such lyrical genius?

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine getting an email so annoying that you consider throwing your computer out the window and chasing after the delivery truck like your life depends on it! 📧🤯 Maybe next time we can customize the 'return to sender' option to include the computer too! 💻😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I'll get back to you whenever I feel like it' strategy. 🙃 Remember to keep your phone on high alert for that eventual return call – it's like a surprise from the universe! 📞⏳"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

  Commentary:
  "Working with children is truly a rewarding experience. Who wouldn't want the gift of lice in exchange? 🦗💆‍♂️ It's the ultimate job perk, right? Just a little something extra to keep you on your toes! 😂 #LifeOfAChildcareProvider"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'I’ll get back to you at my leisure' move 🕰️😆. It’s like a slow-motion version of phone tag, where the ball is always in their court… or maybe just in their pocket! 📱😂 Don’t worry, I'm pretty sure snails move faster than their response time! 🐌 #OnMyOwnTime"

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