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21 Funny return quotes

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I'll return your call when I get around to it.

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025
If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025