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We are so shocked by “Butthead” that we ignore the strangeness of the name “Beavis”.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

Making waves on Facebook:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Just shared via Slack:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

The streets are not for me. I belong in an enchanted forest, eating berries, and talking to my animal friends.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

Someone from 🇰🇿 has shared:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Freshly posted on Threads:

Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Going viral on Reddit:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Spotted on TikTok:

The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Trending via YouTube:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

Going viral on TikTok:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

Spotted on Discord:

The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Going viral on Snapchat:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Reported on Telegram:

How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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