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  • Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

    Commentary:
    Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. 🥗🍞 Next time you’re eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. 😉

  • Gang initiations from the Midwest be like β€œyou have to eat the entire potato salad.”

    Commentary:
    “Midwest gang initiations are no joke 🥔🥣 Better hope you like potato salad – or else you might be in a real pickle! 😂 #MidwestTough”

  • Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the age-old dilemma: do we sizzle with the ladies as the main course or keep it light with some leafy greens? 🥩🥗 It’s a tough choice, but either way, just make sure the grill is hot and the drinks are cold! 🍔🍻”

  • Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s experiencing the ‘lettuce rage’ syndrome! 🥗😂 Don’t worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉”

  • One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

    Commentary:
    “From pizza prince(ss) to salad royalty, the journey of culinary transformation is real 🍕➡️🥗 Embracing the green life with celery and kale juice at 30 – who knew adulthood came with such leafy responsibilities! 🌿😂 #PizzaToSaladGlowUp”

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

    Commentary:
    “Knowledge: Tomato is a fruit. Wisdom: Tomato doesn’t belong in fruit salad. 🍅🥗 Stay sharp, folks, don’t let tomatoes sneak into your fruit salads!”

  • β€œFries or salad?” sums up every adult decision you have to make.

    Commentary:
    “Deciding between fries or salad is essentially choosing between embracing your inner child or pretending to be an adult. 🍟 vs. 🥗 Who knew potato vs. lettuce could fuel such existential crises? #AdultingAtItsFinest”

  • There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever decided that salad wasn’t photogenic clearly never met a well-dressed Caesar 🥗📸 Say cheese, because let’s face it, lettuce just doesn’t have the same charm! 😄🧀”

  • My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!”

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal struggle between the heart and the jeans! 🍫🍷 vs. 🥗 Who will win this epic battle of cravings and calories? Maybe just wear stretchy pants and call it a day! 😅 #FoodieProblems”

  • At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the eternal salad dilemma – when does it transform from a bed of healthy greens to a sneaky delivery vehicle for crispy, delicious bacon? 🥗🥓🤔 Let’s just say, if you need to go hunting for lettuce amongst the bacon bits, you might have crossed that ‘salad’ line!”

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