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Ouch, I just bruised my dignity! 🤦♀️😆
368 Funny say quotes
Do you say “Excuse me” to your pet when you walk by them, or are you rude?
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I always say "Excuse me," so the cat doesn't report me for trespassing in my own house! 😹🚪
I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.
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Ah yes, the profound wisdom of t-shirt philosophy strikes again! 🧐👕✨
I can’t flirt, but I’ll awkwardly giggle at everything you say.
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Sounds like my flirting style is more awkward giggles than smooth moves! 😂😅
Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.
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The perfect place to discuss the meaning of life or just complain about the socks on the floor! 🧦🗣️🤔
80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, ‘Let’s do this.’
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That's because the other 20% are still looking for their sunglasses 😎🕶️
Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.
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When Taylor Swift runs out of things to say, you know we're just one album away from "Meow Mix: The Remix" 🐱🎶
I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.
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Here’s my new mantra for life: “If it makes sense to you, then it makes ‘dollars’ to me” 😂🤑 #ConfusionEconomics
They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight.
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Who knew I'd be partying like it's 1999… by going to bed at 9:00! 🎉🛌😴
I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.
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Haha, second round of arguing: now with director's commentary and bonus content! 🎬🗣️😂