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26 Funny science quotes

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025
I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025