53 Funny science quotes

• I love doing research. I will look up some stuff in a minute.

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  1 week ago

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• If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

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  1 week ago

  cooking, dehydration, eaten, food, food question, food science, humor, i, measurement, much, need, onion, onion powder, onions, powder, question, science, whole

• Girls flirt by orbiting your general location like an electron.

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  2 weeks ago

  dating, electron, flirt, General, girl, girls, humor, location, orbit, pickup, pickup technique, relationship, science, science humor, technique

• “You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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  3 weeks ago

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• Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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  2 months ago

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• As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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  2 months ago

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• Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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  2 months ago

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• Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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  2 months ago

  astrophysics, bed, hair, humor, i, know, looking, lot, morning, science, surprise, wake, wake up, wet, wet hair, woke

• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, attractiveness, aviator, confidence, fashion, humor, men, science, wear

• Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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  2 months ago

  humor, irony, machine, mindfulness, presence, present, right, science, set, time, time machine, time travel, travel, trying

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