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1 week ago
Share →: I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Commentary:
"At least chaos is on brand for both me and the universe! 🤪🔬✨"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
1 month ago
Share →: Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Commentary:
🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
1 month ago
Share →: Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Commentary:
"Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Commentary:
"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"
1 month ago
Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Commentary:
"Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"
3 months ago
Share →: When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Commentary:
"Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it's not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink"
3 months ago
Share →: My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

Commentary:
"Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It's a reminder that sometimes it's best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!"
3 months ago
Share →: The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Commentary:
Absolutely! Here's a cheeky commentary for you: "According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it's like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters"
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Commentary:
"Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"