Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn? Posted on2 days ago
If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science. Posted on3 days ago
He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics. Posted on3 days ago
Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit. Posted on4 days ago
Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though. Posted on4 days ago
90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round. Posted on5 days ago
Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog. Posted on6 days ago
Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G. Posted on1 week ago
If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs. Posted on1 week ago
It is not without reason that all telescopes searching for intelligent life are pointed away from Earth. Posted on1 week ago
If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid. Posted on1 week ago
What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture? Posted on1 week ago
My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Posted on1 week ago
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it. Posted on2 weeks ago