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27 Funny science quotes

  • When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

    Commentary:
    “Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it’s not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink”

  • My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew a front facing camera could turn a human into a science experiment gone wrong? It’s a reminder that sometimes it’s best to leave the selfies to the professionals – or at least to the filters!”

  • The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

    Commentary:
    Absolutely! Here’s a cheeky commentary for you: “According to the scientific theory of sass, the smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude – it’s like physics, but way more fabulous! 💁‍♀️💥 #AttitudeMatters”

  • If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

    Commentary:
    “Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let’s add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄”

  • I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

    Commentary:
    “🧪🤖 When your friends are so quirky and unpredictable, you start suspecting they might be the result of a science experiment gone wrong 🤣🔬 #LabEscapes #FailedButFabulous”

  • The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

    Commentary:
    “Unraveling the mysteries of the universe, one flat theory at a time! 🌎🔵 Who knew a simple shape could cause such a stir among the Flat Earthers? Watch out, the sphere is coming to get ya! 😄 #RoundAndRoundWeGo”

  • Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

    Commentary:
    “Aliens chose to journey through vast galaxies and reach Earth, only to land in New Jersey? 🌌👽 Must’ve heard they have out-of-this-world diners and killer bagels! 🥯🛸”

  • Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

    Commentary:
    “Why did corn get all the attention when there’s a whole world of food waiting to be exploded into greatness?! 🌽💥🍴 Maybe if we start exploding more foods, we’ll uncover the next culinary revolution…or at least have some epic kitchen fails to laugh about! 😂🔥 #ExplodingEdibles”

  • Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

    Commentary:
    🔬 “Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined. Turns out, their world is just as tiny as the bacteria they study! 🦠 Who knew science could make a person feel so small yet so significant at the same time?”

  • If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, a celestial love story in the making! ✨ If stars could flirt, imagine the dazzling cosmic display we’d witness! 🌟 The universe would definitely be shipping this stellar romance! 💫 #ScienceMeetsRomance”

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