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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

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I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

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Cigarette smell gotta be one of the worst smells in the history of smells.

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I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

Reported on TikTok:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

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Can’t, I’m pulling it together.

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Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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Funny science quotes bring a burst of laughter to the world of lab coats and equations! 🤓🤣 These witty gems remind us that even the most serious science minds have a cheeky side. Whether they’re poking fun at physics or jesting about chemistry, these quotes make scientific curiosity even more fun. 🔬✨ Dive into a universe where humor meets hypothesis, and enjoy the lighter side of discovery! 🧪😂

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3 days ago
Share →: Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Commentary:
Atoms: breaking apart since the dawn of time, but still better at keeping secrets than I am at keeping WiFi connections stable! 😂🔌📶
1 week ago
Share →: Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨
1 week ago
Share →: Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

Commentary:
"Who needs a dating app when you have a pair of aviators? 😎🌟 #InstantUpgrade"
1 week ago
Share →: Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Commentary:
"Time travel goals: destination 'now'! 🚀⏰ Because why visit the past when the present has snacks? 🍕😄"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

Commentary:
"Guess I should start taking life lessons from rocks! ⏳😂 #PatienceGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

Commentary:
"At least chaos is on brand for both me and the universe! 🤪🔬✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
2 months ago
Share →: Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

Commentary:
🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
2 months ago
Share →: Seems like paleontologists always have a bone to pick.

Commentary:
"Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Commentary:
"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Just shared via Twitch:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Reported on Instagram:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Just landed via X:

If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

Spotted on X:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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