50 Funny science quotes

• “You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

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• Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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  1 month ago

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• As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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• Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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• Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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• Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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• Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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• I may be a chaotic mess, but then so is quantum physics.

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  chaos, humor, i, mess, physics, quantum, science, wit

• Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

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