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Who do I have to impress at the North Pole to get a magical month off work? 🎅🏝️🗓️
45 Funny season quotes
“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.
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This is the seasonal nap Olympics, and my productivity just won the gold medal in "Best Couch Potato" 🥇🛋️😴
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” just means, January 1st – December 24th.
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Who knew Jack Skellington's real fear was holiday shopping season 😂🎃🎄
FOMO is a summer thing. Winter is all about FOGO (fear of going out).
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Embracing winter with open arms and closed doors! ❄️🏡😂
It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.
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Guess I'll be gifting everyone homemade IOUs this year! 🎁💸😅
Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.
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Sounds like the mosquitoes swiped right on me 😅🦟 #UnmatchedBuzzing
I feel like I’m in season 5 of my life, and the writers are just making ridiculous shit happen to keep it interesting.
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Sounds like the writers are on their third cup of coffee and a brainstorming spree! ☕️🎬🤪
“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.
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"Spilled my drink? 'But it's summer! 😅🍹' Lost an argument? 'But it's summer! 🤷♂️☀️' Tripped over my own feet? You guessed it… 'But it's summer! 🕶️👟'"
If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.
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"When they realize you're not coming back, cue the plot twist they'll talk about for ages! 🍿🎬 #DramaQueenExit"
My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.
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Ah, the wonderful season of Spring, where the delicious aroma of cinnamon rolls fills the air! 🌷🌀 Who needs flower blossoms when you have warm, gooey rolls to brighten up your day? Embrace the true essence of Spring with a delightful swirl of sweetness! 🌺🥖 #SpringRollsForTheWin