Commentary:
"Looks like the fountain of youth can be found at the hair salon now! πββοΈπ Don't be surprised if you start getting carded at the grocery store next. Better pencil in that daily appointment just to be safe! π"
108 Funny self-care quotes
Trending Funny Self-Care Quotes π₯
- Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care.
- Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.
- Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.
- My ego is bruised so Iβm going to ice it with some cold beer.
- After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.
More funny self-care quotes π
-
-
Commentary:
"Who says you can't have it all? π Embracing those well-maintained wrinkles like a champ! πββοΈ Who needs a time machine when you've got anti-aging cream? π Wrinkles, but make it fashion! π " -
Commentary:
"Who needs regular milk baths when you can spice things up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch? π₯ππ Step aside, spa treatments, this breakfast concoction is the real MVP! Doctor's orders never sounded so delicious! ππ₯£" -
Commentary:
"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! πβ¨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles" -
Commentary:
Me: "I should treat myself to something."
Bank account: "Dream on."πΈπ Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? π #TreatYourselfDilemma
-
Commentary:
"Getting ready is a skillful balancing act between mastering the art of procrastination for 45 minutes π€ and then channeling your inner superhero for the mad dash in the final 15 minutes πββοΈβ°. Welcome to the magic show of 'how to transform from a sleepy sloth to a stylish ninja' in 60 minutes!" -
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, nothing like sipping on a golden smoothie while achieving inner peace π°π§ββοΈ Who knew enlightenment could be so lavish? #SpiritualLuxury" -
Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle is real! Shaving for smooth legs only to have the blow-drying marathon begin. It's a race against time to a smoother tomorrow πββοΈπ¨β¨ #LegDayDilemma" -
Commentary:
π Rise and shine, or should we say, rise and whine! If your morning routine involves diving into your inbox, you might just find yourself swimming in a sea of other people's dilemmas before even brushing your teeth. Remember, coffee before complaints, folks! βοΈπ -
Commentary:
Who knew emotional eating could break the bank! ππΈπ€ Therapy might just be the more budget-friendly option after all. ποΈπΈπ
Top Funny Self-Care Quotes π₯
- Iβm afraid to go to therapy β what if they fix me and I lose my funny?
- I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.
- I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.
- Just eating the emotional support snickers bar in my purse. How about you?
- Muting morons is good for your health.
For even more funny self-care quotes, check out the next page, if available π
All funny self-care quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes π
Why be serious when you can enjoy funny self-care quotes instead? Lifeβs better with humor! π―
Trending Topics
activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media need parenting people procrastination relationship sarcasm sleep social someone technology think time want work
Funny Quotes Data π€
370 added this month
10,023
Funny Quotes Topics
8 minutes ago