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6 months ago
Share →: Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Commentary:
Looks like extrovert self booked a one-way ticket to FOMO-land, leaving introvert self stranded in the peaceful sanctuary of JOMO bliss. 🎉🤯🤷‍♂️ Time to reschedule those plans and find the perfect balance between social butterfly mode and hermit crab mode! 🦋🦀 #IntrovertStruggles #ExtrovertDrama #FindingTheSweetSpot
6 months ago
Share →: Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Commentary:
"Seems like even your own self is ghosting you now! 📵😂 Maybe it's time for some self-reflection on your caller ID skills. #VoicemailVoices"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Commentary:
"Who needs read receipts when you can keep your 'I didn't see your message' game strong? 🙈📵 Might as well maintain that aura of mystery and keep people guessing, am I right? 😉 #StealthyTexting"
6 months ago
Share →: You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

Commentary:
"Who needs a costume when you're already a real-life character? 🎃😄 Just add a cape and call it a day! You're spooktacular just the way you are 👻 #HalloweenReady"
6 months ago
Share →: “The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between our aspirations and our inner procrastinator 🤷‍♂️ Don't you just love it when you outsmart yourself before you even get started? 🙃 Looks like we've got a classic case of self-sabotage at its finest! 💭 Keep calm and blame it on "you" – the ultimate dream crusher! #DreamsVsYOU 😆🚫💭
6 months ago
Share →: My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Commentary:
"Oh, the classic love-hate relationship between motivation and me – it's like a never-ending romantic drama series! 💔🤣 Just when you think you're on the same page, it decides to ghost you. Ah, the complexities of this rollercoaster ride called life! 🎢😅"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Commentary:
"Ah, the magical transformation that occurs when the boss utters those dreaded words – 'You should be working.' 🧙‍♂️ Suddenly, a totally different, more productive (but slightly less fun) version of yourself emerges. It's like a superhero origin story, except with less crime-fighting and more spreadsheets. 💼 #WorkModeActivated"
6 months ago
Share →: Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

Commentary:
"Christmas adverts be like: 🍗🎅🥂 Spoil yourself, you're a Christmas angel! 🎄✨ New year adverts: 🥴🥗💪 Look at what you've done, you jolly ol' sack of Christmas treats! 🤣🎇"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Commentary:
Oh, the struggle is real! 🤦‍♂️ It's like witnessing a slow-motion train wreck… in the digital age! 🚂💥 Who knew watching someone Google could be such a rollercoaster of emotions?! 🎢😅 #GoogleSearchDrama
6 months ago
Share →: Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Commentary:
"Note to self: Before critiquing that questionable IKEA furniture, make sure to first visit their house and assess the situation… You might just find a gem hidden behind those assembly nightmares! 💎🪑😂"