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When the clock strikes midnight, my inner Cinderella trades the glass slipper for a credit card 💳🕛💸
243 Funny shopping quotes
It’s important to follow your significant other around the grocery store, not helping, and only hovering like the specter of death.
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When you’re the grocery store's equivalent of a haunted shopping cart 🛒👻 just floating through the aisles waiting for snack approval! 🍫🍿
I buy candles like I’m preparing for a Victorian blackout.
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Sounds like you’re one lace doily away from a time-traveling séance! 🕯️🕰️✨
Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.
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Guess I'll just stick to washing my coconuts in the shower 🚿🥥😂
They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.
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Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨
The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.
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Is it coming on foot with time travel powers? Waiting for my 2017 self to be surprised! 📦⏳😂
I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.
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My wallet waves the white flag the moment I see fancy pens and washi tapes 🏳️🖊️🎨💸
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
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Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.
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Ah, the good old days when popping into Lidl felt like committing treason! 🛒😂🔍