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Sounds like you’re one lace doily away from a time-traveling séance! 🕯️🕰️✨
241 Funny shopping quotes
Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.
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Guess I'll just stick to washing my coconuts in the shower 🚿🥥😂
They should invent a grocery store that’s just for me and no one else.
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Finally, a place where my shopping cart and I can practice social distancing 😄🛒✨
The thing I bought on Etsy in 2017 has shipped.
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Is it coming on foot with time travel powers? Waiting for my 2017 self to be surprised! 📦⏳😂
I become the most financially irresponsible person in the world the second I step into a Japanese stationary store.
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My wallet waves the white flag the moment I see fancy pens and washi tapes 🏳️🖊️🎨💸
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.
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Santa's workshop clearly skipped the class on budget management 😂🎅💸
I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.
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Ah, the good old days when popping into Lidl felt like committing treason! 🛒😂🔍
Oh, Amazon, no. Please do not tell me how many packages I had delivered this year; that is none of my business.
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When your shopping cart has more commitment issues than your ex! 📦😂📦
They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.
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Finally, a place where cart collisions aren't the most intense sport! 🛒🤹♂️ #SpatialAwarenessSuperMarket