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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

May 24, 2026

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

May 24, 2026

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

May 24, 2026

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

May 24, 2026

If you collect the crumbs from one Nature Valley granola bar, you can make three more granola bars.

May 24, 2026

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

May 24, 2026

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

May 24, 2026

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

May 24, 2026

I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

May 24, 2026

Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

May 24, 2026

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

May 24, 2026

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

May 24, 2026

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

May 24, 2026

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

May 24, 2026

Sometimes you just need to eat shredded cheese straight out of the bag.

May 24, 2026

I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

May 24, 2026

As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

May 24, 2026

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

May 24, 2026

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

May 24, 2026

Donuts hug you from the inside.

May 24, 2026

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

May 24, 2026

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

May 23, 2026

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

May 23, 2026

You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

May 23, 2026

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

May 23, 2026

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

May 23, 2026

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

May 23, 2026

Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

May 23, 2026

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

May 23, 2026

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

May 23, 2026

If you saw me licking the plate after the charcuterie was finished, no you didn’t.

May 23, 2026

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

May 23, 2026

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

May 22, 2026

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

May 22, 2026

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

May 22, 2026

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

May 22, 2026

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

May 22, 2026

Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

May 22, 2026

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

May 22, 2026

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

May 22, 2026