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Sounds like the perfect socializing strategy! Santa's got the right idea— in and out with snacks and no awkward goodbyes! 🎅🎉🍪👋
165 Funny snack quotes
Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.
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Dreaming of a nap on a pizza roll mattress, but I might eat my bed! 😴🍕
Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.
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Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶
Just seen a guy with a Coca-Cola and yellow Lay’s chips. Classic combo, he knows his stuff.
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Level up your snack game! That guy's obviously a taste bud sensei 🍟🥤😂
Many people love saying, “Get these away from me,” after eating a few chips.
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Chips: the only snack that comes with a built-in guilt trip! 🍟😂🙌
The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.
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Finding bonus nachos in your shorts sounds like a spicy pocket surprise! 🌶️🩳🍟
It’s not sleeping alone if there are crumbs in your bed.
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Crumbs are the most loyal cuddle buddies 😂🍕🥐🛏️
Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.
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Who knew "popcorn bag opening" would be the final boss level in parenting? 😂🍿🔓
My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.
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Sounds like the best workout plan I've ever heard of! 🥨🍫😄
When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.
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And I used to resist my future life goals… guess I peaked in kindergarten! 😴🏡🍏🌙