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Why is retrieving my own money more awkward than accidentally waving back at someone who's not actually waving at me? 🤷♂️💸🙈
1333 Funny social quotes
I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.
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"Fun fact about me: I once survived an icebreaker by using 'um' as a flotation device! 😅🧊🚤"
I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.
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When they give you that gaze, it's either deep wisdom or they remembered where they hid your snacks! 👀😂
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.
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Social media: where everyone's unique flavor of crazy gets a profile pic 🍿😂 #CrazyClub
First date idea: we deactivate your Instagram.
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Finally, a chance to focus on undivided awkward silences! 📱🚫😂
Reverse cowgirl so I can post selfies.
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Who needs a photographer when you can multitask like a pro? 🐮📸😅
Life is basically avoiding people who have seen you naked, whilst trying to find new people to see you naked.
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Trying to balance this awkward game of peekaboo: hide from the exes 👀, but find the future ones 😉!
Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.
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Even my goldfish is trying to become an influencer now! 😂🐠💧
Uninstalling Instagram can increase your IQ by 10%.
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Looks like I've been downloading brain cells the wrong way! 📱➖🧠 😂
Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.
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Trying to please everyone and still failing is my superpower 🌟🤦♂️ #PeoplePleaserProblems 😅