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Finally found the ultimate life hack: just disappear from the grid like a WiFi signal in the basement 😂📵✨
1333 Funny social quotes
The lion does not concern himself with social proof.
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Who needs likes when you're the king of the jungle? 🦁👑😂
Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.
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When your phone gets more screen time than a Hollywood blockbuster 😂📱🎬
Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.
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When you use girl math to ghost someone in the most dramatic way possible 😂📉 #SocialMediaVanish
Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.
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Meeting weirdos from my couch: the future is now! 🛋️🤪📱
I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.
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When social media is your only social skill 🤷♂️😂 #KeyboardWarrior
What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.
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POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?
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Sounds like your tweets got more personality than my laundry hamper! 😂🧦 #TweetTherapist
Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.
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You have a mysterious talent for disliking strangers! 🤔😂👻
I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.
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When you’re more into the RSVP than the actual plan 🥳🚫✌️