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When you tweet, it’s like a game of "Who Wants to Be a Critic?" starring everyone! 🎭📲
1316 Funny social quotes
Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.
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😆 📚 "If reading were a skill, I'd gladly return it after seeing this!" 📚😆
Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.
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"Who knew job apps came with a PHD in random facts? 📚😂"
I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.
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When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵
I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.
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Clearly confidence levels are breaking all-time records, just like my cringe meter! 🤪📈
I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.
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Sure, I'll gladly join the nocturnal crew! Who wouldn't prefer starlight and high-speed WiFi over sunburns and noisy neighbors? 🌜🌟💻
The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.
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Looks like I missed the memo and the margarita! 🍹🏖️ Guess I'm stuck here holding down the fort. 🏢😅
This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.
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Looks like I've got a one-way ticket! 😈👀🔥
People should come with warning labels.
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Caution: May cause uncontrollable laughter or unexpected eye rolls 😂🚫🙄
Sometimes I wanna delete all my social media and throw my phone into a river.
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Probably not a great idea unless you've mastered the art of skipping phones instead of stones 😂📱💦