32 Funny stage quotes

• Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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  2 months ago

  40s, aging, chin, humor, life, life stage, self-deprecation, stage, welcome

• Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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  2 months ago

  awkwardness, funny moment, humor, just, karaoke, moment, motionless, panther, performance, pink, Pink Panther, song, stage, standing, theme, theme song, time

• Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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  2 months ago

  50s, aging, both, contacts, doctor, health, humor, life, life stage, pharmacist, stage, welcome

• I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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  2 months ago

  adulting, age, arrest, funny perspective, house, house arrest, humor, life, life stage, longer, perspective, sounds, stage, thing, where, worst, worst thing

• I think I’m closer to retirement than to a relationship.

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  2 months ago

  age, closer, commitment, dating, humor, i, life, life stage, relationship, retirement, single, stage, think

• I’m so bored, I’m gonna join a poly-relationship and stage a coup and kick the main one out.

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  2 months ago

  activity, bored, coup, fun, fun activity, humor, joke, kick, main, main one, poly-relationship, stage

• Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

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  2 months ago

  20s, advice, early, early 20’s, exactly, gap, generational, generational gap, giving, humor, late, late 20s, life, life stage, newborn, obsession, someone, stage, toddler

• I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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  2 months ago

  age, elderly, humor, i, life, life stage, people, perspective, stage, where

• I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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  2 months ago

  born, capitalism, choices, disappointment, favorite, historical, historical reference, humor, i, irony, king, late, life, life choices, mistress, reference, stage, sun, Sun King, Versailles

• Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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  3 months ago

  20s, 40s, age, aging, diagnosis, early, early 20’s, even, humor, i, late, late stage, self-deprecation, stage

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