Funny standards quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.

  Commentary:
  🌲🐿️🧹✨ "Disney really had us all fooled with their princess movies, making us believe that a catchy tune and an open window would lead to woodland creatures doing our chores. I don't know about you, but my neighborhood squirrels are not interested in folding laundry anytime soon!" 😂 #DisneyMagicGoneWrong 🎶

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.

  Commentary:
  Looks like setting the bar high, but not Unabomber high! 😉 Hopefully, finding a match won't be explosive! 💥 #DatingGoals #NoUnabomber

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