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Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has downloaded:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Probably the most empowered I’ve ever felt was that time I stuck a fork in a socket.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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Trending via Facebook:

Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

Just shared via WeChat:

If you’re a dude and you’re having a bad day, just remember, no one cares.

Just landed via Discord:

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before, and you’re their mutual friend.

Going viral on Reddit:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Making waves on X:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Just landed via Snapchat:

If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

Shared recently on Telegram:

I always figure it out on my own, I just need to panic first.

Just landed via Reddit:

It was all revealed to me in a delusion.

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34 shares on Telegram this month:

I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?

94 shares on YouTube this month:

According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

68 shares on Threads this month:

I am re-watching “Narcos,” and I have to say that for someone who smokes so much weed, Pablo Escobar gets a lot done.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

88 shares on YouTube this month:

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

90 shares on Telegram this month:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself.

40 shares on Twitch this month:

There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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No, they’re not “symptoms of depressions.” They’re Blue’s Clues.

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You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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My DMs are always open if you want to talk to yourself.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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I overthink, therefore I am.

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“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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When I gain weight, I should get to designate where on my body it goes.

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has bookmarked:

Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Slack:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

Shared recently on Threads:

Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Spotted on Messenger:

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Just shared via Threads:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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