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Coding: Where incessantly talking to yourself seems completely normal and debugging is like being a detective in a movie where you are both the detective and the perpetrator.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

From now on, every time I think I’m hating too much, I will think of Kendrick and realize I’m not hating to my full potential.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

Watching a movie on the plane? No thanks. Watching my seatmate’s movie with no audio and not understanding what’s going on for over an hour? Yassss.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Imagine giving someone your heart at Christmas, but the very next day they give it away. Haha, would feel so stupid.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

I hate to slut-shame, but a lot of you are not slutty enough.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Adulting looked way more affordable in the 90’s. I feel scammed.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

Just shared via Discord:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Broadcasted on X:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Going viral on YouTube:

Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

Live now on Messenger:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Live now on Pinterest:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Just landed via Slack:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Going viral on Threads:

Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

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84 shares on Instagram this month:

The cool thing about being a procrastinator is, really bad ideas also don’t ever make it off the ground.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

55 shares on Messenger this month:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Every weekend has two days: Saturday and It’s Monday Tomorrow.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Facebook is extremely over-engineered for a birthday reminder app.

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Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on WeChat:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

Going bananas on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Going viral on Instagram:

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Going viral on Discord:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Breaking via Twitch:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

Just landed via Threads:

Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

Trending via Pinterest:

I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

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