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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

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Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

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Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it.

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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.

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When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

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3 months ago
Share →: At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

Commentary:
"Going to the strip club and sighing until one of the dancers asks me what's wrong. Apparently, my sad face is not a hit on the stage . Maybe I should stick to being a professional wallflower #SadButFabulous"
3 months ago
Share →: I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Commentary:
Oh, the nostalgic longing for those spooky nights at the strip club with The Weeknd's eerie tunes ! It's like reminiscing about that unique hybrid of chills and thrills you never knew you'd miss so dearly. Who would've thought haunted strip club music could hold such a special place in our hearts? #SpookyStrippers