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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

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Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

I don’t argue with idiots on the Internet, I just keep scrolling and mind my own business.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Going bananas on Snapchat:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Spotted on Facebook:

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Seen just now on Facebook:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Going viral on WeChat:

“I’m pretty good with money unless I leave my house or have access to the internet.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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Shared recently on X:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Just landed via Messenger:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Spotted on WeChat:

Seize the day! Unless it sucks. Then seize the next one.

Spotted on Reddit:

Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

Spreading quickly via X:

Windmill? Big fan.

Just landed via Messenger:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Going bananas on Facebook:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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