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Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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Just shared via Discord:

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Just shared via Threads:

Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Live now on X:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Just landed via Facebook:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

Spotted on X:

Hey beauty brands who make face creams: 30ml is only enough for an ant’s face.

Trending via Reddit:

Being completely ignored on Twitter is associated with higher IQ.

Making waves on Instagram:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Going viral on TikTok:

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

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88 shares on Pinterest this month:

Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

93 shares on Twitch this month:

I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

48 shares on WhatsApp this month:

According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

71 shares on X this month:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

45 shares on Slack this month:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

54 shares on X this month:

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

24 shares on Slack this month:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

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I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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If you break up with the same person enough times, you eventually get married. Never give up.

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Reddit:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

Just shared via YouTube:

Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Making waves on Instagram:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Going viral on Messenger:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Shared recently on Reddit:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Just landed via Threads:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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