Funny quotes substance

Funny substance quotes

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

4 days ago

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

2 months ago

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

3 months ago

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

3 months ago

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

3 months ago