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Funny substance quotes

Funny substance quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of chemistry and beyond! 🧪🤣 Whether you’re a science nerd or just love clever wordplay, these witty lines will spark laughter and curiosity 🔥💥. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your day, get ready to mix humor with a little bit of element magic! ⚗️✨ #ScienceLaughs #PunFun

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Posted on2 weeks ago

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Posted on2 weeks ago

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Posted on2 weeks ago

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Posted on3 weeks ago

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