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Funny substance quotes

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband's stubborn head.

Many people mistakenly believe that diamond is the hardest substance on earth, but in reality it is my husband’s stubborn head.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025