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To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

May 29, 2026

I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.

May 29, 2026

I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

May 29, 2026

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

May 29, 2026

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

May 29, 2026

You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

May 29, 2026

Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

May 29, 2026

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

May 29, 2026

Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

May 29, 2026

Think that’s enough todaying for today.

May 29, 2026

Whoever named it overthinking didn’t think hard enough, cause overthinking is never over.

May 29, 2026

Full-time employment will have you making lists of thoughts to think.

May 29, 2026

I love how my brain is like, “We’re not going to think about that,” and then thinks about only that.

May 29, 2026

All I think about is death and sex.

May 29, 2026

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

May 29, 2026

Some people believe the appendix is a vestigial organ, that its use has long since passed. I think it’s primordial. Its use has yet to come.

May 29, 2026

I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”

May 29, 2026

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

May 29, 2026

I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

May 29, 2026

Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

May 29, 2026

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

May 29, 2026

Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

May 29, 2026

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

May 29, 2026

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

May 28, 2026

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

May 28, 2026

Stay humble and play dumb. People reveal who they truly are when they think they are smarter than you.

May 28, 2026

Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

May 28, 2026

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

May 28, 2026

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

May 28, 2026

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

May 28, 2026

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

May 28, 2026

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

May 28, 2026

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

May 28, 2026

I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again.

May 28, 2026

Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?

May 28, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

May 28, 2026

I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

May 28, 2026

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

May 28, 2026

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

May 28, 2026

When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

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