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He’d definitely have the pipes singing hallelujah! 🚰😄🙏
458 Funny think quotes
I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.
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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
I had too much to think last night.
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Sounds like a brain hangover! 🍳🤯💭
I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.
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When dial-up internet was our biggest problem and Tamagotchis were our hardest responsibility! 🕹️📟😄
I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.
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Trying to make relationships easy? You must have entered the universe on cheat mode 😂🛸💕
I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.
Commentary:
Sounds like your inner monologue needs a lesson in hospitality! 🧠🤨🍵
I think adults need summer vacation. Like, let’s just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I’m so tired.
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"I'm all in for mandatory adult recess! 🏖️☀️ Who's bringing the lemonade stand? 🍋😴"
I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.
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Clearly confidence levels are breaking all-time records, just like my cringe meter! 🤪📈
I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.
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Nephew-level savage: 100, Ego: 0. Guess next time I’ll start with just opening the door! 🏋️♂️🚪🤣
I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.
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Looks like it's time for a hands-on performance 🎷👐✨