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  • They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are...
  • If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights...
  • Needs to be a Google Maps setting where you can ask them not...
  • There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and gettin...
  • How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on th...
  • Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been...
  • All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.
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