16 Funny turned quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew dodging banana peels and blue shells would prepare you for slipping on icy roads and navigating snow-covered streets? 🍌❄️ Drive safely out there, and remember – always blame the slippery road, not your unimpressive drifting skills! 🚗💨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

  Commentary:
  Oh, Apple, the ultimate fickle friend – brightening up your day one moment, dimming your hopes the next! 🍏✨ Can we ever crack the mystery of this elusive brightness control? Stay strong, fellow brightness wrangler – together we will navigate the shifty ways of our tech overlords! 💡🔀

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect way to unwind after a long day – because nothing says 'chill' quite like a good ol' serial killer documentary 🤯🔪 Who needs calming nature sounds when you can have murder mysteries, right? Stay creepy, my friend! 🕵️‍♂️ #UnconventionalRelaxation"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you time-traveled straight to the 80s! 🕰️🎶 Don't worry, George Michael is probably wondering why everyone's showing up late for the encore! #WhamTimeWarp

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The shower is the only one who gets turned on when I’m naked.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the shower – always eager for a steamy session while the rest of us just try to get clean 🚿😂 Seems like it's the only one who truly appreciates my au naturel look! #ShowerGoals"

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