Funny village quotes

• What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.

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  3 weeks ago

  age, asking, cook, cooking, friend, humor, learn, pasta, portion, village, whole

• Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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  1 month ago

  change, humor, i, idiot, miss, nostalgia, only, people, simplicity, society, sometimes, time, village

• I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

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  1 month ago

  dad, exaggeration, family, humor, i, just, small, sneeze, think, village

• There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

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  1 month ago

  admin, authority, drunk, Facebook, group, humor, power, village

• The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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  1 month ago

  athletes, competition, difference, everyone, humor, normal, Olympic, related, sports, village

• Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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  1 month ago

  activity, back, family, hungry, kids, life, outdoor, outdoor activity, play, send, six, village, village life

• The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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  1 month ago

  adventure, Africa, humor, i, last, me, missionary, relationship, remote, remote village, time, travel, try, village, wanted

• The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

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  2 months ago

  empowerment, fear, feminine, feminine urge, humor, most, superstition, urge, village, witch

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