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Fall in love? I can barely fall asleep.

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Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

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Bird flu? Yeah, they’re known to do that.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

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You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert!

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Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

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Funny village quotes offer a charmingly humorous take on small-town life. 🏡😄 From witty observations about local characters to playful jabs at village quirks, these quotes celebrate the endearing aspects of rural living. Enjoy a laugh and savor the delightful humor that comes with village life! 🏡😄

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5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!
6 months ago
Share →: I think my dad just eradicated a small village with his sneeze.

Commentary:
Looks like Dad's sneeze packed quite the punch! 💥🤧 No need for explosives, just hand him a tissue next time! 🤣 #SneezeOfMassDestruction
6 months ago
Share →: There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Commentary:
Ah, the mighty admin of the village Facebook group – wielding power like a knight of old, but with more memes and less swordsmanship 🤣👑📱 They say with great power comes great responsibility, but sometimes it just leads to some epic online banter and maybe a rivalry with the neighboring town's social media czar! #PowerHungryAdmin #VillageDrama
6 months ago
Share →: The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Olympic village – where everyone is a champion and nobody has to argue about whose turn it is to do the dishes 🏅🏠 #FamilyOnlyByMedal"
6 months ago
Share →: Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic village math problem: 2 kids + playtime = 6 hungry tummies! 🤔👦👧👦👧👦👧 Hungry or not, these kids definitely know how to multiply faster than any calculator! 🍴😂 #VillageLife #HungryKids"
6 months ago
Share →: The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

Commentary:
Looks like someone misunderstood the assignment! 🌍😆 Maybe they were looking for a spiritual experience of a different kind…or maybe just a cozy night in bed? Either way, talk about a communication breakdown! #LostInTranslation

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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Sorry, my face wasn’t created to hide that much distain for what you’re saying.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Terrifying if true: Her eyes lighting up a room.

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Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ve disappointed better people.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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