Funny Wednesday quotes

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  3 hours ago

  Share →: I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

  Commentary:
  "Is it possible to file a complaint with the calendar committee? 🤔 This week needs a serious quality check! 📅🤣"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

  Commentary:
  🎬 Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 🕵️‍♂️🍿

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  4 months ago

  Share →: It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Realizing it's only Thursday: 😩 Realizing it's actually Wednesday: 😂 Plot twist level: expert! Remember folks, sometimes mid-week confusion can lead to mid-week joy! 🎉 #WednesdayVibes"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦‍♂️ Don't worry, just a few more days of pretending and you'll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you need a reason to celebrate? 🍷 Make Wednesday feel like the weekend with a cold bottle of wine ready to go! Cheers to turning hump day into cheers day! 🎉 #WineWednesday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

  Commentary:
  Well, it's definitely a mystery why "Wednesday" couldn't be spelled more logically. Maybe the creator was feeling mischievous that day! 🤔🤣 Let's just be grateful it's not spelled like "Wendsday" or "Wunzday," right? 💁‍♂️ #SpellingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the optimism in the face of impending doom! 😅 Hang in there, Wednesday warrior! Friday is just around the corner, ready to swoop in and rescue you from this midweek madness! 🦸‍♂️💥 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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