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Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

My kid is turning out just like me. Well played, karma. Well-played.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

If you see me online, I’m not chatting. I’m busy ignoring the world and laughing at memes like it’s therapy.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

How much longer do we have to keep pretending that Pilates isn’t a sex thing?

Making waves on Threads:

Rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if you’re into collecting rocks.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Breaking via Instagram:

The worst thing you can do when cleaning your house is “sit down for a minute.”

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I wanted to sleep it off, but insomnia said, “Not tonight, buddy.”

Shared recently on Reddit:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

Breaking via X:

Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

Seen just now on Messenger:

My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

13 Funny Wednesday quotes

Funny Wednesday quotes are the perfect midweek pick-me-up to brighten your day and keep the weekend vibes alive 🌟😂 Whether you need a little laughter boost or a clever twist to survive hump day, these witty gems will have you smiling through the midweek slump 😜🎉 Get ready to share some laughs and turn your Wednesday into a mini celebration! 🎈✨

New funny Wednesday quotes 👇

The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun

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Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

4 weeks ago

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

4 weeks ago

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

1 month ago

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

1 month ago

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

1 month ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

86 shares on Discord this month:

We are the last generation of programmers who know the deadly feeling of seeing the exact problem in our code, on Stack Overflow, with 0 answers.

14 shares on Discord this month:

We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

27 shares on Reddit this month:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

60 shares on Facebook this month:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life hack: You don’t need white noise to sleep when you have constant ringing in your ears.

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In every imagination I have pictured myself in, I’m never poor.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Whenever I see an athlete eating quark, I get sad, because the quark could have been turned into cheesecake.

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I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

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I want a man to love me so bad his entire family thinks I did witchcraft on him.

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Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

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I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.

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It’s Monday, proceed with caution.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

I drive like I’m immortal.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

You can’t hurt me. You’re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

Much like lasagna, I’m just held together by cheese at this point.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Today I started gardening. I planted myself in front of the TV and I sat there the entire day.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

Making waves on Telegram:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

Making waves on Facebook:

The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

Making waves on Discord:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Just shared via X:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Going viral on Telegram:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Going viral on Snapchat:

No one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying).

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