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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Travelling through the US by car is beautiful because you feel like a blood cell in a very sick man’s body.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Someone from 🇳🇵 has viewed:

I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

Just landed via X:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Just shared via Messenger:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

Breaking via Twitch:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

Just shared via Telegram:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I don’t consider myself anything but average. However, I have aged well.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

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70 shares on Snapchat this month:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

24 shares on Facebook this month:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Brussels sprouts were invented by big cabbage to sell little cabbages.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”

96 shares on Discord this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

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Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

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Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

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Being gracefully insane is the secret to a happy life.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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Deeply unfair of people to assume I have my life together just because I’m boring.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

November is for turtlenecks and depression.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has downloaded:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess.

Just landed via WeChat:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Shared recently on Threads:

Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

Just landed via TikTok:

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If I had a dollar for every time I didn’t know what was going on, I’d be like, why am I always getting all this money?

Live now on WhatsApp:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Going bananas on Slack:

The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

Just shared via Twitch:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Shared recently on X:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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