Funny wherever quotes

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the high stakes of pace! Better keep up or risk a dramatic demise a la Speed bus 🚌💨 Just imagine the epic soundtrack that must play in your head as you rush through life! 🎶⏱️ #NeedForSpeed"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old paradox of personalities 🤷‍♂️. Some folks sprinkle their magic happiness dust wherever they roam, while others…well, let's just say their departure is like a breath of fresh air 💨😆. Choose your squad wisely, folks! #HappinessHunters"

For even more funny wherever quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny wherever quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌