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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I’m not like other girls. I don’t have a podcast.

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Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Reported on Threads:

Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

Going viral on Telegram:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

Making waves on Instagram:

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Going viral on TikTok:

As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Trending via Messenger:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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There’s never a good place to clip your toenails at the library.

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

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Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

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Just shared via Pinterest:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Seen just now on Discord:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Just shared via Twitch:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Just landed via Facebook:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

Live now on WeChat:

There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

Just shared via Threads:

Why do they have to make things childproof when I’m still functioning at a kindergarten level of dexterity?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I was raised to be humble which I excel at cause I excel at everything.

Spotted on Snapchat:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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