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5 months ago
Share →: You’re all using your crystals wrong. Put them in a sock and start swinging.

Commentary:
"Who knew crystal healing could be a contact sport! 😂💎 Just watch out for the crystal bruises! ⚡🧦 #SocksAndStonesMayBreakYourBones"
5 months ago
Share →: According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Commentary:
"According to your ex, you suffer from a severe condition known as 'being yourself.' 😉 Seems like a rare diagnosis indeed! 🤷‍♂️ #ExFiles"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Commentary:
Isn't it just the worst when the singer can't even get their own lyrics right? 🤣 Maybe they need a teleprompter for their own songs! 🎤🎶 #LyricFail
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

Commentary:
"Who needs money and fame when you can have a whole lot of wrongness instead? 🤪💸 Embracing the chaos one post at a time! 😂📱 #WrongButFunny"
5 months ago
Share →: “Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'each to their own' – beautifully diplomatic way of saying 'you're wrong, but let's agree to disagree'! 🤷‍♂️🤣 It's like a gentle slap in the face wrapped in a velvet glove! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Commentary:
Oh, the fascinating journey from Tips A to P must have been quite the bumpy ride! 🤣 Imagine the mishaps, the trials, and the tribulations along the way. Thank goodness for the invention of the perfect Q-tip to save us from the horrors of Tips A to P! 🙌 #TheStruggleWasReal
6 months ago
Share →: By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is on a collision course with destiny – or maybe just needs to swipe left on fate! 😅🔄 Don't worry, love sometimes has a surprise plot twist in store! 💖🎭 #WrongTiming #RightPerson"
6 months ago
Share →: To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is setting up an annual 'Wrong-athon' 😅🕰️ Who says consistency is key, right? Watch out folks, next year's edition is sure to be a blockbuster hit! 🎥✨"
6 months ago
Share →: First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

Commentary:
Cheers to a fresh start in the new year, where we leave behind our past mishaps like a forgotten pair of socks in the laundry! 🧦✨ Let's focus on the possibilities that lie ahead and embrace the beauty of a blank canvas awaiting our colorful brushstrokes! 🎨🌟 #NewYearNewVibes
6 months ago
Share →: Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

Commentary:
"Feeling like everything is falling apart? Don't worry, just take a nap! 💤 Who knew naptime could be the ultimate solution to all of life's problems? 🛌😂 #NapTherapy"