81 Funny wrong quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

  Commentary:
  Cheers to a fresh start in the new year, where we leave behind our past mishaps like a forgotten pair of socks in the laundry! 🧦✨ Let's focus on the possibilities that lie ahead and embrace the beauty of a blank canvas awaiting our colorful brushstrokes! 🎨🌟 #NewYearNewVibes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like everything is falling apart? Don't worry, just take a nap! 💤 Who knew naptime could be the ultimate solution to all of life's problems? 🛌😂 #NapTherapy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, getting fired from a massage parlor for rubbing people the wrong way? That's quite the twist 😂 Maybe they just couldn't handle your unconventional 'deep tissue' technique 🤔 Keep those massages strictly PG next time! 💆‍♂️💼 #RubbedTheWrongWay"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

  Commentary:
  "Embracing being wrong: the shortcut to effortless knowledge and an all-access pass to stupidity! 🤪💡 Who knew being right could be so overrated? Let's throw on our dunce caps and embrace the art of adorable ignorance! 🎩🤓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch?

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, some folks think that a couch is just a fancy plant stand or something 🌿🤷‍♂️. Maybe we should consider hosting visitors outside on lawn chairs next time, for the true living room experience 😂🪑 #SundaySilliness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

  Commentary:
  "Who says taking the scenic route isn't a valid life strategy? 🌍 Keep on circling that globe, my friend! Maybe you'll stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way…or at least a good snack stop! 🌮😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

  Commentary:
  "Google Maps: 'I said LEFT, not a U-TURN!'U0001F602🗺️ #LostAndFound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

  Commentary:
  "If only I came with a user manual! 🤖 Right now, it's just a temporary glitch in the system. In general, it's a longstanding feature, not a bug! 🤷‍♂️😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, if you're feeling more electric than them, you may want to rethink your taser technique ⚡😄 Give those zaps responsibly, folks!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, sleep – the ultimate escape from adulting responsibilities! 😴 No missed calls, no awkward conversations, just pure blissful nothingness. Who needs therapy when you have a comfy bed, am I right? 🛌💤"

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