Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly. Commentary:"Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head. No matter how early you get up, fate always gets up half an hour earlier. The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.
