Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.