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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

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Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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I’m not a dietitian, but if you eat pizza right at midnight your body doesn’t know if the calories go towards yesterday or today so they don’t count.