Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I worry that avoiding all human interaction isn’t a real hobby.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?