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"Who knew that the sound of someone chewing could be the ultimate kryptonite? 🦸‍♂️🍽️ It's like a symphony of crunches and smacks… but instead of music, it's just irritation in stereo! 🎵🙉 #PetPeeves #ChewOnThat"

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These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

I like my bed more than I like most people.

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

A gentleman opens doors and brings flowers. A man smacks your ass and pulls your hair. A soulmate does both.

Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

They expect me to work at work.

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

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I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

Saw the eye doctor, and that’s 90% of the vision test right there.

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