I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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Not to brag or anything, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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Every morning I regret why I didn’t sleep earlier the night before.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.