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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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If you’re going to text your boss that you’re an hour late, make sure you end with, “I’m bringing you a ham and cheese croissant.”

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

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Every outdoor cat should be given a little cowboy hat and a gun.

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“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.