I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

I don't care about life on other planets. I don't even have a life on this one.

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“Well, if you can’t even keep up with your own life on Earth, trying to manage one on another planet sounds like a mission impossible! 🌎👽 #StrugglesOfEarthlings”

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