I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels. I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven. When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round. My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws. Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.