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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

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Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

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It can be so healing to stay up until 3am. Unfortunately, it will also completely ruin your life.

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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

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It is very hard to set aside the time to do your taxes when you are really busy doing other things like eating a snack or looking around the room.