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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

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Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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38 shares on Reddit this month:

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

85 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

58 shares on Slack this month:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

79 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

22 shares on Twitch this month:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

46 shares on Threads this month:

We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

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Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

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Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Spotted on Instagram:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Going viral on WhatsApp:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Going viral on Facebook:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

Just shared via WeChat:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

Going bananas on WeChat:

“I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

Spotted on WeChat:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Shared recently on Discord:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Just shared via Facebook:

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

Going viral on YouTube:

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

Just landed via Instagram:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

Doggy style means I get a treat afterwards, right?

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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