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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

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When society eventually breaks down and we are left to rebuild civilization, I hope there are people who still know how to make cheese.

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I was not meant to work a job; I was meant to lay down and ponder.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.