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I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Commentary:
"I tried yoga once and nearly mastered the art of turning myself into a pretzel… except I forgot the 'calm and composed' part. 🥨😆 #YogaFails"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dignity, exercise, fail, hamstring, humor, i, injury, once, tried, yoga on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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