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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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What a strange day. And it has been for years.

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Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think I’m a dad.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

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Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops.