I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity. Commentary:"I tried yoga once and nearly mastered the art of turning myself into a pretzel… except I forgot the 'calm and composed' part. 🥨😆 #YogaFails" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead. I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. Me, whenever I can easily do some yoga pose, “This can’t be right.” The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.