If it weren’t for the last minute, I’d never do… Commentary:Looks like the last minute is the real MVP of my schedule! 😂⏰✨ Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it. The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute. One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain. One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.