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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

One of the worst ways to waste your youth is by being insecure.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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Just landed via Discord:

Am I just getting old or are people getting more annoying?

Just landed via Messenger:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

Making waves on Slack:

The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Making waves on Messenger:

I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

Trending via Slack:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Just landed via Twitch:

By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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60 shares on TikTok this month:

Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

82 shares on Messenger this month:

That’s not fat. It’s bonus content.

84 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

52 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

51 shares on Slack this month:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

18 shares on Threads this month:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

29 shares on Slack this month:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

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Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Wonder if I should do something with my life, or kind of just continue to hang out.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Slack:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Making waves on YouTube:

Did you seriously just pique my interest?

Going bananas on Slack:

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Just landed via WeChat:

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a castle with all my unread books.

Breaking via Threads:

I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I can understand why chickens wake up and scream.

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You now have the chance to be the first person to send me nudes.

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