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  • The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.
  • My tween would like you to know I ruined his life when I told him to stop being super sus and cringe and be more lit yo.
  • DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.
  • Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”
  • You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
  • Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.