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If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy fo…

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy fo…

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"Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alone, coworkers, distraction, every, finish, humor, leave, prophecy, sentence, workplace on Mar 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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