If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

If you finish every sentence with "as the prophecy foretold", your coworkers will leave you alone.

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“Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. 🐒 Just don’t blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. 🔮😄”

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