If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the office jungle, sometimes a touch of eccentricity is the key to maintaining your territory. ๐Ÿ’ Just don't blame us if you end up talking to yourself… as the prophecy foretold. ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ˜„"