I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like prime pajama time! 😴🛌🕘 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm. I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club. Nothing good happens on the credit card after midnight. Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming. If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.