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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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I absolutely hate being woken from a nap. There were other treadmills in the gym that dude could have used.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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That moment when a zombie out for brains walks past you.

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There’s protein in foods that have never been protein before.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.